At least make sure they are 18
Why
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
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