I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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