I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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