All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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