Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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