She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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