so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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