Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
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