that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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