I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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