We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
barbara walters just said penis...
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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