I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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