Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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