maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
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