do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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