"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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