He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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