Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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