ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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