so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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