so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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