therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
How's work?
Spinning.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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