I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
bring money and cleavage
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
