I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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