How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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