..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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