If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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