there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
