i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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