Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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