I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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