YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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