bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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