he puts the penis in happiness.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
ok first of all what the fuck
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
