you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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