like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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