at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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