my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
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