in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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