I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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