ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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