Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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