I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
