butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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