i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
