Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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