I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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