we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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