yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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