She is in my trunk
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I just want nice things and good sex
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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