Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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