Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I had to cum in my sink.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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