I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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