make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
Randomize
